What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:41

Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
Do people really have sex with animals?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
Dr No
Will Canadians still buy American products?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
Why do women have sex with dogs?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why do wives cheat with black guys?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
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